Mom Posts Her Three-Year-Olds Most Epic Quotes and It's Amazing

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Jul 3, 2018 1:30 PM EDT

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    Text - Mommy, I know that you have to wear a shirt so you can cover up your milk- makers -Greta, age 3
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    Text - BE CAREFUL WITH THOSE MAGIC WANDS! (To the teenage boy cashier scanning my box of tampons at the pharmacy) Greta, age 3
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    Text - Greta: I drew this picture for you! Mommy: It's great! What is it? Greta: I don't know. Maybe a dragon or something?
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    Text - Greta, look right the and give me your biggest, happiest Christmas smile! camera -Mommy
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    Text - eeleer Greta: GET ME A GRANOLA BAR!!! Mommy: Greta, you need to use a much calmer and respectful voice. Greta: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to myself. 'Greta, get a granola bar for your tummy. Now.
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    Text - Do you want to hear my cowgirl song? (Singing) Cowgirl, cowgirl Your boots are so glittery and I think you have a virus. -Greta, age 3 99
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    Text - Mommy: (Singing quietly by myself in the kitchen) I'm so fancy.. Greta: (From the other room) NO! YOU ARE NOT FANCY!!!
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    Text - I'm pretty sure Rudolph only likes extra juicy carrots. -Greta, age 4
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    Text - Let's get this nutcracker some nuts to crack. -Greta, age 4
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    Child - Mommy: Greta, why didn't you smile for your school pictures? Greta: Because the picture man told me a joke and that made me mad.
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    Text - Some people are on the naughty list Like the ones who hittheir sisters Greta, age 4
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    Text - My mouth doesn't want to be quiet -Greta, age 4
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    Text - I can't tell you what I dreamed last night. I lock all my dreams up in my heart before I wake up. -Greta, age 4
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    Text - Now Memaw, you and I can't thRow any fits while we'Re in Old McDonalds OR else the WORKERS Will kick us out, okay? -GReta, age
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    Text - Daddy, you can tell me a boy story. Maybe you can tell me about ninjan turtles. Is there a ninjan turtle that likes purple? -Greta, age 4
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    Text - Mommy, I will say 'trick or treat but WILL NOT SING 'LET IT GO' FOR ANYONE! It's just too much. -Greta, age 3
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    Text - Mommy: Greta, the elf on the shelf came to visit! Let's go see where she is hiding! Greta: No. I don't want her to kill me.
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    Text - You should never text and drive. I don't do that because I don't have a car. And I don't have a phone. - Greta, age 4 99
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